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Added on Friday, August 10th, 2007 at 2:38pm

<fruitbat> “but we can’t find our daughter”. “Have you tried looking under the patio?”

Quote 2253 added by scott

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Added on Thursday, June 5th, 2008 at 10:29pm

<mattingham> craig was showing me that you could use fitlads on your mobile...

<mattingham> i was quite wondering why...

<sunin> weesex

Quote 2765 added by IRC user penfold

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Added on Tuesday, January 4th, 2005 at 1:14am

<moogal> I think we should just all have lots of sex

Quote 206 added by moogal

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Added on Wednesday, September 21st, 2005 at 10:04am

<sysape> they’re playing fucking alanis cunting morrisette at me 😢

Quote 718 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 at 11:18pm

<Mousey|Naked> THE tube? There’s only one, now?

Quote 1743 added by IRC user lovecooking

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Added on Friday, August 10th, 2007 at 4:56pm

<tje> rape made him happy?

<bittersweet> it’s fun for all the family

Quote 2255 added by ex user bittersweet

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Added on Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 7:53pm

<adamamyl> Gaz: you got told... by a McJobber 😉

Quote 208 added by moogal

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Added on Wednesday, July 20th, 2005 at 10:20pm

<fruitbat> are you a catflap in your spare time?

<hugzee> I used to love Diana Rigg

Quote 464 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday, September 21st, 2005 at 5:30pm

Bump: I’ve got gaz red and flashing at me

Quote 720 added by aphasia

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Added on Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 at 10:08am

jamie|work takes sunin into the darkroom at XXL

<Dunk> well, it’s something largely non-participatory

<Dunk> so i’m sure he’ll manage

Quote 1232 added by ex user fruitbat

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