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Added on Saturday November 12th, 2005 at 11:44am

<paperpete>it gets bigger

<mage>i’m not even going to look as i might faint

Quote 874 added by IRC user zatyZzzz

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Added on Saturday January 7th, 2006 at 6:13pm

<fruitbat>I have no problem with people masturbating at the thought of me, but I wish they then didn’t need to message me in such graphic detail about it

Quote 1141 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Thursday February 28th, 2008 at 7:55pm

<suninVIRGIN>I could be a virgin for all you know

<SteveDSD>!seen suninSEX

<tartled>I found 110 matches to your query; please refine it to see any output.

Quote 2679 added by IRC user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 0:16am

<mogs>yes ... I demand scabblechums ... play with me at once

Quote 2179 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Monday January 29th, 2007 at 1:21pm

<BitterSweet>I still can’t get over my newly found horn

Quote 1941 added by scott

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Added on Monday February 12th, 2007 at 7:57pm

<penfold>people would cum in their pants if I stripped in front of them

Quote 1964 added by jamie

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Added on Tuesday February 13th, 2007 at 1:34pm

<Scottbert>Skywalker has CHILDREN

<BitterSweet>other people’s children yes

Quote 1965 added by ex user BitterSweet

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Added on Monday September 12th, 2005 at 2:13pm

<Scott>I’ve eaten too many cheese balls. My mouth aches

Quote 697 added by IRC user jamie_werk

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Added on Wednesday February 21st, 2007 at 10:10am

<Scottbert>fruitbat shags anyone who doesn’t run away

<fruitbat>I’ll shag anything if it doesn’t run away

<Scottbert>see?

* fruitbatglares at scott

* Scottberttakes off his telepathic hat

Quote 1979 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Sunday October 1st, 2006 at 10:08am

<Radix>went to Vinopolis last night

<Radix>i drank for 13 hours straight

<mage>and you won a new liver?

<Radix>no i won a hangover of biblical proportions

Quote 1737 added by IRC user Radix

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