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Added on Saturday November 12th, 2005 at 11:44am
<paperpete>it gets bigger
<mage>i’m not even going to look as i might faint
Quote 874 added by IRC user zatyZzzz
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Added on Saturday January 7th, 2006 at 6:13pm
<fruitbat>I have no problem with people masturbating at the thought of me, but I wish they then didn’t need to message me in such graphic detail about it
Quote 1141 added by IRC user Monty
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Added on Thursday February 28th, 2008 at 7:55pm
<suninVIRGIN>I could be a virgin for all you know
<SteveDSD>!seen suninSEX
<tartled>I found 110 matches to your query; please refine it to see any output.
Quote 2679 added by IRC user fruitbat
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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 0:16am
<mogs>yes ... I demand scabblechums ... play with me at once
Quote 2179 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Monday January 29th, 2007 at 1:21pm
<BitterSweet>I still can’t get over my newly found horn
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Added on Monday February 12th, 2007 at 7:57pm
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Added on Tuesday February 13th, 2007 at 1:34pm
<Scottbert>Skywalker has CHILDREN
<BitterSweet>other people’s children yes
Quote 1965 added by ex user BitterSweet
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Added on Monday September 12th, 2005 at 2:13pm
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Added on Wednesday February 21st, 2007 at 10:10am
<Scottbert>fruitbat shags anyone who doesn’t run away
<fruitbat>I’ll shag anything if it doesn’t run away
<Scottbert>see?
* fruitbatglares at scott
* Scottberttakes off his telepathic hat
Quote 1979 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Sunday October 1st, 2006 at 10:08am
<Radix>went to Vinopolis last night
<Radix>i drank for 13 hours straight
<mage>and you won a new liver?
<Radix>no i won a hangover of biblical proportions
Quote 1737 added by IRC user Radix
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