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Added on Wednesday October 18th, 2006 at 7:49pm
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Added on Tuesday October 30th, 2007 at 9:58pm
* jamie_shits on scottbert
<scottbert>IS IT A TRAIN?
* mattinghamsuggests scottbert goes to the opticians
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Added on Wednesday July 27th, 2005 at 12:21pm
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Added on Friday May 19th, 2006 at 1:51pm
<Keybuk>sometimes I think we should all get together in one room and just fuck like rabbits
Quote 1520 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Wednesday February 1st, 2006 at 11:07am
<Lloyd>but Keybuk doesnt even know me!
<Keybuk>that wouldn’t stop me sleeping with you
Quote 1265 added by ex user gaz
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Added on Friday May 19th, 2006 at 2:56pm
Scott: I accidentally did poosex once I was having so much fun
Quote 1521 added by ex user BitterSweet
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Added on Sunday April 15th, 2007 at 11:42pm
<Bockwurst>gawd, i was looking forward to having a relieveing shit just then but when i tried to squeeze it out is turned out to be nothing more than a huge resounding fart that nearly shattered the bowl
Quote 2033 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Wednesday February 23rd, 2005 at 4:07pm
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Added on Friday May 19th, 2006 at 2:59pm
<BitterSweet>Noisy poo machines, that would mess up my suede sofa and put hand prints on my plasma screen
Quote 1522 added by ex user SteveDSD
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Added on Thursday October 19th, 2006 at 7:30pm
CuteNFluffy82 feels faint at the sight of mousey’s butchness!
Quote 1778 added by IRC user jamie_
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