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Added on Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006 at 11:37am

<fruitbat> besides, I’d rather see you hoovering in the nude than have mogwai make an appearance and put me off my ironing

Quote 1486 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Saturday, March 24th, 2007 at 12:23am

<penfold> ewww. You gays and your anal.

<BitterSweet> I love it up the poopchute

<BitterSweet> makes me moan like a bitch

Quote 2011 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday, October 12th, 2006 at 8:22pm

<Skywalker> this keyboard makes mistakes after red wine

Quote 1758 added by scott

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Added on Monday, April 2nd, 2007 at 8:31pm

<penfold> I am wearing tight Levi boxers

<RobL> yeah that works

Quote 2023 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday, May 18th, 2006 at 9:27am

<sunin> and i’m bored of sex

Quote 1513 added by IRC user mageWork

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Added on Monday, August 8th, 2005 at 1:59pm

<mattwerk> i’m not dancing coz i broke my arse on a dildo last night

Quote 542 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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Added on Thursday, October 27th, 2005 at 10:06pm

<Scott> any small boys need molesting?

<Scott> damn, wrong window

<Elfy> Why, is Skywalker bored?

Quote 803 added by scott

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Added on Sunday, December 25th, 2005 at 11:55pm

<moogal> GO TO BED! HAVE SOME FUCKING HORLICKS AND BUGGER OFF SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP (but I want a wank first or I’m going to burst)

Quote 1073 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Sunday, November 9th, 2003 at 10:30pm

<hal> Mojen: Weesex can be used as effective numbing agents if your bum is sore.

Quote 54 added by Mojen

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Added on Tuesday, November 1st, 2005 at 8:54pm

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<mattnottm> i fancy a ride on a knackered old banger>

Quote 827 added by scareglow

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