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Added on Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 at 11:33pm

<Footle> I’ve had fruitbat*. He’s shit at it.

Quote 2829 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Sunday, October 23rd, 2005 at 11:35pm

[Deev]> chez Blacker Ilford’s premier knocking shop

Quote 784 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 at 9:48am

[Arb] I fancy some guatemalan elephant this morning.

Quote 2578 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday, July 24th, 2008 at 10:50pm

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Quote 2841 added by sunin

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Added on Monday, December 17th, 2007 at 3:39pm

<sunin> mmm poppers, things that let fists and beer cans fall into you

<Binkie> scaffold planks and small cars in your case sunin

Quote 2586 added by IRC user jamieWork

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Added on Tuesday, August 9th, 2005 at 2:00pm

<Monty> sunin: you really are a total whore, aicmfp

Quote 551 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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Added on Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 at 9:28pm


<[Deev]> Please select topping

Quote 2600 added by IRC user scottbert

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Added on Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 at 2:00pm


<[Deev]> Some people are choosy about what they’re poked with

<Monty> and you appear to be one of them 😞

<Footle> not that choosy

Quote 1331 added by

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Added on Saturday, August 16th, 2008 at 11:19pm

<radix> i’m just a girl who can’t say no

<Binkie> Thats the kind of girl I like

Quote 2871 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 at 1:44pm

<sunin> scottbert: did i give you a mental image of gordon brown naked on a lube fountain?

Quote 2616 added by IRC user jamiework

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