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Added on Thursday August 3rd, 2006 at 10:48pm


<[Deev]>My crack is getting bigger

<jamie_>you can get lost in it

Quote 1629 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Wednesday August 24th, 2005 at 1:45pm

<fruitbat>I don’t want to think of robl shagging
fruitbat> it would be like having masturbatory fantasies of betty boothroyd

Quote 627 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Wednesday January 3rd, 2007 at 7:42pm

mattingham snogs p

Quote 1907 added by IRC user mooSound

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Added on Saturday September 22nd, 2007 at 10:41am

<sunin>tje: i once turned up at a shags and his mum answered the door

<sunin>she was like you must be lowlandcactus on gaydar

Quote 2420 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday August 25th, 2005 at 3:10am

<Smess>Thatcher took away my cock milk

Quote 629 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Saturday August 27th, 2005 at 0:18am

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<Dunc>i think i’m probably just a weirdo geek. i’m not particularly sad

Quote 634 added by IRC user Flux

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Added on Monday January 9th, 2006 at 1:09pm

<justin|ill>grr. i think the cat’s been defocussing my projector again!

Quote 1148 added by scott

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Added on Monday August 28th, 2006 at 6:46pm

<Mogwai>blimey this is all very civilised. sitting in a tidy flat listening to chopin, wearing a shirt and drinking fresh ground coffee

<Mogwai>rather unlike me

Quote 1673 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Thursday January 12th, 2006 at 12:23pm

<sunin>i’ve always wanted to give a bearded man a facial...

Quote 1163 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday March 20th, 2008 at 1:05pm

<fruitbat>this is not the sort of establishment that receives post with a bradford postmark

Quote 2699 added by IRC user jamieWork

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