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Added on Thursday, March 23rd, 2006 at 11:29am

<Scott> it’s tricky getting a drink without accidentally gaining an erection

Quote 1368 added by mogwai

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Added on Monday, December 18th, 2006 at 3:35pm

<Bump> ooh hot man climbing up my window

<Bump> oooh he’s gone rond the back now

* BitterSweet resists making vile comment

Quote 1881 added by scott

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Added on Sunday, July 15th, 2007 at 11:40pm

<Radix> dotoli is handsome 😜

<dotoli> yes obvisouly

Quote 2146 added by IRC user Radix

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Added on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 11:48pm

<lovecoffee> who are you?

<Freddie> what me

<lovecoffee> yes you.

<Monty> and have you got a big willie?

Quote 2154 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Friday, July 20th, 2007 at 8:55pm

<fruitbat> like a 15 year old trying to rim scott

<mogs> a bit fiddlesome but worth it in the end

Quote 2165 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday, July 23rd, 2007 at 12:02am

<penfold> I don’t understand what a strap-on Femidom is. Moreover, I don’t know why I have been sent an advertisment for it.

Quote 2169 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Tuesday, June 28th, 2005 at 2:52pm

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy" – Spike Milligan

Quote 393 added by robl

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Added on Saturday, September 3rd, 2005 at 9:52pm

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<sunin> my laptop just fell on my balls... OWWWWWWWWWW>

Quote 665 added by scareglow

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Added on Saturday, July 9th, 2005 at 10:43pm

<Jen|Cream> mental note: wash hans THOROUGHLY

Quote 429 added by scott

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Added on Sunday, April 8th, 2007 at 6:35pm

<matteh> penfold.. put your willy away and stop slappin me with it 😜

Quote 2028 added by jamie

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