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Added on Thursday October 5th, 2006 at 2:41pm

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<Skywalker>I left him in front of the TV, while I popped down to get his fishfingers, when I got back he’d found a pron DVD and had his school trousers down around his knees...


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<Skywalker>oops


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<Skywalker>wrong window

Quote 1746 added by scawenb

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Added on Thursday October 20th, 2005 at 3:43pm

<Scott>I have very high standards

Quote 769 added by IRC user jamie_work

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Added on Monday March 28th, 2005 at 4:09pm

<Bump>I like to encourage audience participation

Quote 261 added by IRC user Owen|Eeeting

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Added on Friday August 5th, 2005 at 12:17pm

<BitterSweet|OnHeat>Oh shut the fuck up you tiring old arsehole.

<zaty>someone has forgotten her hormone replacement today, methinks.

Quote 525 added by aphasia

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Added on Sunday February 12th, 2006 at 10:04pm

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<Kylock>that makes me look stupid, damn

Quote 1300 added by IRC user RobO

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Added on Wednesday June 7th, 2006 at 5:17pm

<Bump>I took a fork to an interview with me and the interview went very well so I loved the forks, then I didn’t get the job so the forks and I had a falling out... I blamed them they blamed me, it was all rather traumatic really

Quote 1561 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Saturday December 24th, 2005 at 4:16pm

HAPPY THOUSANDTH BIRTHDAY QUOTEBOT

Quote 1066 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 0:49am

<sunin>they needed someone shortish... so i was the hooker

Quote 556 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Monday November 10th, 2003 at 0:12am

<hal>Mojen: Kittens are death traps.

Quote 57 added by jamesog

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Added on Friday March 3rd, 2006 at 9:11pm

<Kylock>kylocktop what does that mean?

Quote 1341 added by mogwai

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