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Added on Monday February 13th, 2006 at 10:24pm

<Footle>Douchebag: skywalker’s old enough to be my great grandfather

<Douchebag>Footle: Wow. What a guy. Kind of like jesus in a bar.

<Skywalker>cunts

Quote 1303 added by Adam

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Added on Thursday July 24th, 2008 at 8:12pm

<Binkie>I cant find my hammer and I need to cook pork

Quote 2840 added by IRC user scottbert

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Added on Thursday February 16th, 2006 at 6:47pm


<[Deev]>Not ready error reading drive peter: Abort, Retry, Trout?

Quote 1308 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Friday July 25th, 2008 at 9:41pm

<MyBB>ARGH IT’S WIDE

Quote 2844 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Saturday June 10th, 2006 at 7:49pm

<Scott>the river at night is the best thing in the world

<SteveDSD>is that because you can’t see the turds floating by

<Scott>yes

<Scott>I’ve been horny

Quote 1567 added by sunin

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Added on Wednesday January 2nd, 2008 at 2:35pm

<fruitbat>my sleeping tablets say warning: may cause drowsiness

Quote 2594 added by IRC user scottbert

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Added on Wednesday January 2nd, 2008 at 3:29pm

<mooSound>he looks like he mugs old ladies

<scottbert>I like that in a man

Quote 2595 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Sunday November 2nd, 2003 at 2:42am

James +á Nontron says:

oh god. Foie Gras munchies ...

Quote 38 added by scott

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Added on Saturday May 26th, 2007 at 8:40pm

<Mogwai>looked enormous until i deepthroated it ... then realised it was barely past my gums

Quote 2089 added by Mojen

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Added on Tuesday August 9th, 2005 at 7:04pm


* Montycan’t spell today

Quote 555 added by IRC user Monty

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