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Added on Wednesday May 4th, 2005 at 9:39am

<Dunc>oh just shut up and iron your carpet

Quote 313 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday May 10th, 2005 at 2:11pm

<fruitbat>I set fire to my sausage

Quote 319 added by scott

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Added on Saturday August 13th, 2005 at 10:38pm

<mattnottm>i was never good with French

Quote 576 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday December 30th, 2005 at 10:51am


* ilike the idea of cheese from cocks

Quote 1093 added by IRC user mttnttm

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Added on Wednesday December 6th, 2006 at 12:02pm

13:01

<ScottDYING>this is gonna look so suspicious
13:01-!- Mogwai [[email protected]] has quit [Client exited]

Quote 1861 added by IRC user Radix

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Added on Wednesday May 11th, 2005 at 3:45pm

Not every good man is taken. Some are dead

Quote 326 added by moridin1972

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Added on Sunday August 14th, 2005 at 11:46pm

<huggie>Monty: footle wants croberts’ babies.

* huggieducks

Quote 582 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Sunday July 23rd, 2006 at 11:54am

<Ulf>i just drank something that looks absolutely healthy, tastes completely chemical and leaves stains like martian spunk

Quote 1607 added by scott

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Added on Monday April 25th, 2011 at 1:58pm

13:58Binkwork I used to be into necrophillia, till some rotten cunt split on me

Quote 3154 added by flux

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Added on Friday September 7th, 2007 at 11:03pm

<moogal>MySound: you never knew the old-style Brummie nights

<moogal>we’d co-ordinate tops.

Quote 2388 added by lovecoffee

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