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Added on Monday, August 8th, 2005 at 1:37pm

<Monty> oh. that’s a point. need to whizz some cleaner round the bathtub after i couldn’t be bothered getting out to piss...

Quote 541 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Thursday, February 16th, 2006 at 7:42pm

<Radix> i’m not that forward!

Quote 1309 added by IRC user [Deev]

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Added on Tuesday, July 29th, 2008 at 1:24pm

<StuiiWAR> NO PUMING

Quote 2854 added by IRC user scottbert

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Added on Saturday, April 23rd, 2005 at 7:28pm

aziraphale shouts "buggery" and drops in a shiny sixpence

Quote 296 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday, October 28th, 2005 at 4:51pm

[Deev]> Decaff coffee makes about as much sense as alcohol-free gin

Quote 808 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 at 1:40pm


* scottbert admires the girth

<Taha> The boils ad an extra half inch

Quote 2857 added by IRC user jamiewerk

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Added on Friday, August 1st, 2008 at 1:16pm


* moo|werk goes to the post office to send porn to Gibraltar

<Monty> (was custard involved?)

<moo|werk> no food at all but mostly a lot of badly-shot bumming

Quote 2859 added by IRC user jamiewerk

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Added on Thursday, June 15th, 2006 at 1:29pm

<RobL> the postman brought me anal pleasures 😊

<matt> i thought the milkman does quite good anal pleasures?

Quote 1583 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 at 8:51am

<mogsVoyager> meh i just walked into scotts room to ask him a question despite the fact he byed and went to work 20mins ago

Quote 2096 added by ex user SteveDSD

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Added on Thursday, December 29th, 2005 at 12:47am

<Footle> but he’s very cute, and I want to play with his dangly bits

Quote 1082 added by IRC user Monty

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