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Added on Tuesday, May 10th, 2005 at 7:03pm

<Monty> even when i’ve flipped the mattress after weesex, i don’t remember clothes under the matress...

Quote 320 added by Footle

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Added on Sunday, November 6th, 2005 at 8:30pm


* mogwai is now known as mogs-top

Quote 842 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Saturday, May 28th, 2005 at 11:37pm

<FIt|binks> Do your pants still contain sand?

<Dunc> they’re still a bit gritty, frankly, yes

Quote 350 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Saturday, August 20th, 2005 at 2:50pm

<Footle> I think a bear’s shat in my head

Quote 607 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Monday, August 14th, 2006 at 1:21pm

<Tricky> matt|work: there’s no gay in me 😊

Quote 1652 added by IRC user matt|work

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Added on Saturday, January 7th, 2006 at 7:35pm

<RobO> how much have you got sunin

<RobO> 3 inches ?

<snowsunin> i dunno... not measured it

Quote 1142 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday, January 10th, 2006 at 1:40pm

[Deev] goes to munt a sarnie

Quote 1152 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday, January 12th, 2006 at 1:29am

<sunin> it’s purple!

Quote 1161 added by moogal

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Added on Wednesday, August 31st, 2005 at 10:30pm

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Quote 655 added by IRC user Flux

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Added on Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 at 5:47pm

<Binkie> DOreen, the neighbour with large breasts from across the road has invited me over in a mo for a quickie and a glass of wine

Quote 2703 added by IRC user scottbert

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