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Added on Friday, January 6th, 2006 at 12:45pm

<fruitbat> maybe a cello is a viola for people with big chins

Quote 1137 added by aphasia

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Added on Monday, June 20th, 2005 at 1:37pm

<Radix> lube is for wimps anyway 😊

Quote 374 added by Footle

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Added on Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 at 11:35pm

<lovecoffee> he’s stroppy alright 😜

<dotoli> am not!

Quote 2167 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Monday, July 23rd, 2007 at 4:44pm

<Flikk> Like an anrgy puppy that would piss on your new carpet because his bite would be ineffective... that’s how I glare

<zaty> BUMP PISSES ON CARPETS

Quote 2171 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Monday, July 23rd, 2007 at 9:48pm

<Mogwai> I wonder if I can get this towel right the way through my ring?

Quote 2172 added by IRC user Scottbert

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Added on Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 at 10:59pm

<Bockwurst> i couldn’t live with raping sunin

<Bockwurst> i mean i’m so vanilla, he’d be scarred for life

Quote 2178 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 at 2:58pm

<mogwai> blimey ... captain janeway announces an explosive decompression on deck 6 just as I’m struck by an overwhelming sense of fecal urgency. How did she know

Quote 2455 added by IRC user Josh|work

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Added on Monday, February 5th, 2007 at 3:02pm

<BitterSweet> I sucked you off under the stage at the white swan

<BitterSweet> oh wait

<BitterSweet> that wasn’t you

Quote 1948 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Friday, September 17th, 2004 at 3:51pm

<fruitbat> you’re like smess but with personality

Quote 169 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 at 6:01pm

<Scottbert> I need to dribble piss into something. Har. suggestions?

<har> My stupid face please

Quote 1976 added by ex user mattingham

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