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Added on Friday January 6th, 2006 at 12:45pm

<fruitbat>maybe a cello is a viola for people with big chins

Quote 1137 added by aphasia

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Added on Monday June 20th, 2005 at 1:37pm

<Radix>lube is for wimps anyway 😊

Quote 374 added by Footle

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Added on Sunday July 22nd, 2007 at 11:35pm

<lovecoffee>he’s stroppy alright 😜

<dotoli>am not!

Quote 2167 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Monday July 23rd, 2007 at 4:44pm

<Flikk>Like an anrgy puppy that would piss on your new carpet because his bite would be ineffective... that’s how I glare

<zaty>BUMP PISSES ON CARPETS

Quote 2171 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Monday July 23rd, 2007 at 9:48pm

<Mogwai>I wonder if I can get this towel right the way through my ring?

Quote 2172 added by IRC user Scottbert

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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 10:59pm

<Bockwurst>i couldn’t live with raping sunin

<Bockwurst>i mean i’m so vanilla, he’d be scarred for life

Quote 2178 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 at 2:58pm

<mogwai>blimey ... captain janeway announces an explosive decompression on deck 6 just as I’m struck by an overwhelming sense of fecal urgency. How did she know

Quote 2455 added by IRC user Josh|work

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Added on Monday February 5th, 2007 at 3:02pm

<BitterSweet>I sucked you off under the stage at the white swan

<BitterSweet>oh wait

<BitterSweet>that wasn’t you

Quote 1948 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Friday September 17th, 2004 at 3:51pm

<fruitbat>you’re like smess but with personality

Quote 169 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday February 20th, 2007 at 6:01pm

<Scottbert>I need to dribble piss into something. Har. suggestions?

<har>My stupid face please

Quote 1976 added by ex user mattingham

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