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Added on Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 at 7:12pm

<Mogwai> Indeed. My masturbation while skimreading an erotic story is often horribly interrupted by a mispossitioned apostrophe.

Quote 953 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 at 11:15pm

<MySound> homosexuals? where?

<[Deev]> NO GAYS HERE

<[Deev]> MOVE ALONG

<BitterSweet> hey

Quote 1989 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Sunday, December 4th, 2005 at 7:19pm

<Scareglow> ooh antiques roadshow

<Footle> Scareglow: Hasnt the Antiques Roadshow gone to Thailand?

Quote 973 added by Elfy

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Added on Sunday, October 8th, 2006 at 9:18pm

<MySound> but he’ll vandalise my anus

Quote 1748 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 at 7:55pm


<[Deev]> I’m cheap and alcoholic!

Quote 2008 added by jamie

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Added on Thursday, March 22nd, 2007 at 10:40pm

<MySound> blimey! had no idea Ioan Gruffudd was welsh

Quote 2010 added by moogal

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Added on Monday, September 26th, 2005 at 6:01pm

<Bump> hmm now I have the image of babies stuck to the wall with velcro...

Quote 741 added by jamie

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Added on Tuesday, October 17th, 2006 at 11:27am

<Mogwai> meh! i farted and now my room smells like a library

<BitterSweet> beat me to it!!!

Quote 1770 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 at 5:33pm

<Bump> Tsk like there’s any consistent age in bumpshags... it’s always whoevers closest after the right amount of drinks

Quote 1773 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Monday, October 23rd, 2006 at 12:05pm


* Monty remembers the time his piss re-ignited a dying fire...

Quote 1789 added by scott

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