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Added on Thursday, January 19th, 2006 at 8:54pm

<peter> sensible? I was called by the Tesco in Killarney the other week where a man had tried to suck petrol out of his car using a hoover and blew himself up.

Quote 1203 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Wednesday, August 11th, 2004 at 11:27am

<David> yesterday i read a text on my GFs phone, from a friend of hers that said "when are you next seeing ‘hung like a horse boy’ again?"

Quote 157 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday, November 18th, 2003 at 11:49pm

<sunin> me..? top..? hahahaha

Quote 98 added by ex user gaz

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Added on Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 at 11:58am

<Tricky> what is a bear night

<Scott> it’s a night at the zoo

<Scott> with beer and sticks to poke the bears with

<Lloyd> its a shame.. but that is quite literealy true

Quote 560 added by jamie

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Added on Friday, November 28th, 2003 at 2:14pm

<sunin> hmm... i’m glad to say that i haven’t had poosex before.. and am not planning to...

<sunin> unless it was with gareth gates i guess... for him i’d do anything...

Quote 104 added by jamesog

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Added on Monday, February 16th, 2004 at 11:55pm

laurs_bobbins: He can’t cheat! He hasn’t got a penis!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote 134 added by scott

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Added on Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 5:17pm

<straylight> i was having a really, really shit life until i got a fridge

Quote 367 added by IRC user s-c-o-t-t

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Added on Monday, June 19th, 2006 at 9:28pm


* sunin grinds his bum against mogwai’s bum... to see who gets sucked into who -!- mogwai [[email protected]] has quit

Quote 1586 added by sunin

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Added on Thursday, August 10th, 2006 at 11:29am

<matteh> What is it you do at IBM exactly?

* jamie_ downloads porn

Quote 1648 added by scott

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Added on Monday, April 12th, 2004 at 10:04am

<Trouble> I’m going to suck the juice out of a monkey

Quote 150 added by scott

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