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Added on Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 at 9:49am

<Skywalker> I just stiffed my face with bacon

Quote 2029 added by IRC user Scottbert

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Added on Thursday, February 17th, 2005 at 1:52am


* darkmavis cries at concept of zaty driving

Quote 238 added by moogal

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Added on Thursday, October 19th, 2006 at 8:09pm

<jamie> not a huge one but it will do i think

Quote 1779 added by mogwai

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Added on Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 at 4:34pm

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<sunin> i can fit my fist in my arse... do i win..?

Quote 1799 added by mousey

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Added on Monday, November 3rd, 2003 at 12:08am

<sunin|cam> u dont wanna know where my other hand is...

Quote 42 added by scott

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Added on Sunday, November 19th, 2006 at 1:08am

<Mogs> someone told me i looked like wayne rooney recently

<Mogs> i blocked them

Quote 1834 added by jamie

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Added on Thursday, December 29th, 2005 at 1:21am

<fruitbat> “Thousands of people die miserable deaths alone, uncared for and in poverty”

<sunin> erk

<sunin> do they not even have irc?

Quote 1084 added by huggie

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Added on Thursday, July 13th, 2006 at 12:24am

<mogwee> I would have just fellated Deev but i suffered a hardware malfunction

Quote 1603 added by IRC user [Deev]

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Added on Thursday, December 18th, 2003 at 10:51pm

<mattnottm> do u have a penis tho?

* Mr_Cynds has nothing

Quote 109 added by jamesog

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Added on Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 at 10:41pm

<ButchSHOWER> gah, i must have wanked too hard for too long

<ButchSHOWER> it must have gone all frothy and therefore floated around my feet rhather than going down the drain

Quote 2177 added by lovecoffee

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