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Added on Wednesday, August 31st, 2005 at 6:48pm

<fruitbat> I was fucked by an inflatable dalek

Quote 653 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Saturday, September 9th, 2006 at 9:09pm

Bump: I have a little one. Scott gave it to me

Quote 1697 added by IRC user mogwee

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Added on Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 at 1:15pm

mattingham (via skype): Queen Victoria. One woman that had a Prince Albert without any metal.

Quote 1975 added by Jabberwockey

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Added on Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 at 10:28pm


* mogwai has left #freakcity

<FItbinks> ∗shag∗

* mogwai has joined #freakcity

Quote 1475 added by ex user zzzp

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Added on Monday, March 12th, 2007 at 7:31pm

<mogs> gah it should be legal to shoot people who aren’t as pretty in real life as their profile pictures

Quote 2003 added by moogal

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Added on Saturday, March 24th, 2007 at 7:30pm

<BitterSweet> I have a sparkly willy!

<penfold> you must have fucked sunin while he was glittering himself

Quote 2012 added by jamie

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Added on Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005 at 4:42pm

<BitterSweet> I’m not a queen

Quote 522 added by aphasia

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Added on Tuesday, February 14th, 2006 at 4:31pm

<Mogwai> think they were all more amused by my lack of gag reflex

Quote 1305 added by IRC user jamie|work

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Added on Thursday, April 14th, 2005 at 1:26am

<mattnottm> think i should meet tref, he sounds like a less dangerous version of fruitbat

Quote 286 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Sunday, February 19th, 2006 at 2:26am

<sunin> yay poo

Quote 1316 added by mogwai

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