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Added on Thursday, June 15th, 2006 at 1:21pm

<matt> not unless i want to do diy or like wearing women’s underwear

<matt> so something that might appeal to Tricky there then

<Tricky> matt: the thought of you in women’s underwear doesn’t appeal at all thanks 😊

Quote 1580 added by ex user SteveDSD

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Added on Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 at 10:20pm

22:10

* BitterSweet slides in

Quote 564 added by IRC user Flux

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Added on Monday, July 16th, 2007 at 12:17am

<Bockwurst> scratch me, bite me, hit me but take you hands off my hairdo

Quote 2148 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Monday, December 8th, 2003 at 11:40pm

<moogal> o 😄

<jamesog> your halo appears to be around your ankles, dear

<moogal> no, that’s my belt...

<moogal> oh wait 😳

Quote 105 added by jamesog

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Added on Saturday, April 1st, 2006 at 11:05pm

<RudolphFR> oh dear. I’m bollocksed again

Quote 1390 added by IRC user [Deev]

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Added on Wednesday, January 21st, 2004 at 4:27pm

<@scott> what do you say when a friend says to you “I’ve got a padlock stuck through my PA and I’m in pain”?

Quote 126 added by jamesog

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Added on Tuesday, August 30th, 2005 at 3:38pm


* Gaz|Work wanks Dan

* Danbromley enjoys

* Danbromley is close

<mattwerk> Danbromley: you are?

Quote 650 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Saturday, April 15th, 2006 at 9:35pm

<jamie_> i have a sore arse

* zzzp hides the traffic cone from jamie_

<jamie_> lol

<zzzp> Mogs wants it back anyway

<jamie_> 😲

* Mogwai scowls

Quote 1447 added by scott

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Added on Saturday, April 15th, 2006 at 10:05pm


* Mogwai farts loudly and hopes there wasnt any seepage

<Mogwai> just thought i’d share that little gem 😜

* zzzp drowns in the seepage

Quote 1448 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Tuesday, December 7th, 2004 at 8:39pm

<zaty> read and enjoy "frothy, yellow-green vaginal discharge"

Quote 196 added by aphasia

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