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Added on Thursday June 17th, 2004 at 2:30pm

<mojococo>if I want to go home early I have to pretend to be interested in the football

<mojococo>go Switzerland!

Quote 154 added by scott

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Added on Thursday September 28th, 2006 at 12:54pm


<[Deev]>Not even medicinal red wine?

<[Deev]>The doctor recommends a glass (bottle) a day!

<Scott>red wine is not medicinal

<[Deev]>Silence

<[Deev]>Im not listening

<[Deev]>LA LA LA LA LA

Quote 1732 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Tuesday January 24th, 2006 at 10:26am

<justin|work>i think i want a horsie

Quote 1226 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday December 7th, 2005 at 12:43pm

<TheElusivePossom>GOD those baps were amazing

<TheElusivePossom>My mum

<TheElusivePossom>her baps are always terrific

<TheElusivePossom>She puts ’em in the microwave to make them nice and firm

Quote 983 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday October 10th, 2006 at 1:17am

<Mousey>notthatlarge.

Quote 1755 added by IRC user quixy|lappy

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Added on Friday July 22nd, 2005 at 11:15pm

<mattnottm>i keep picking up prostitutes, having sex with em, then running em over after 😁

Quote 484 added by IRC user Keybbr

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Added on Friday October 20th, 2006 at 7:07pm

<Bump>slut is not the same as filth! I’m sweet and innocent and easy...

Quote 1781 added by Owen

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Added on Wednesday October 29th, 2003 at 8:43pm

<sunin>i’d even let a horse fuck me

Quote 14 added by jamesog

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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 10:05am

<paperpete>when up a ladder once, I had to fiddle with a monstrous organ...

Quote 537 added by robl

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Added on Friday November 10th, 2006 at 2:50pm

<Lunky>in retrospect, would have been more fun to piss over bockwurst’s naked bollocks.

Quote 1829 added by robl

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