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Added on Wednesday October 29th, 2003 at 8:42pm


* Baboonishjust spent all day downloading the matrix reloaded on kazaa and it was all in french 😐

Quote 13 added by jamesog

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Added on Sunday February 25th, 2007 at 7:00pm

<moo|mac>I want somebody to invent imagination recorders, so we can dream our own pr0n – ooh Bananarama!

Quote 1983 added by ex user zzzp

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Added on Tuesday March 6th, 2007 at 1:11pm

<sunin> when we bumming? MySound>hopefully never

Quote 1997 added by IRC user mageWork

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Added on Tuesday December 13th, 2005 at 5:28am

<MySound>i wouldnt let go of mogwai when he needed the loo and he told me "erm, you best let go of me coz i need to go pee unless you’re into watersports"

<MySound>i said "i’ll try anything once"

<MySound>he ran away screaming

Quote 1008 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 7:43pm

<BitterNakedWindyPops>A dildo thank you

Quote 546 added by IRC user Flux

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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 0:17am

<BitterSweet>At the age of 14, I gave a classmate a BJ in the middle of Geography lol

Quote 2175 added by IRC user MySound

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Added on Sunday August 7th, 2005 at 10:37pm

<BitterSweet>You sit on one big black dildo for a bit, and all of a sudden you can’t walk

Quote 535 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Wednesday May 9th, 2007 at 12:22pm

<mogs>I think i just gave birth to an otter... RECTALLY!

Quote 2071 added by IRC user Scottbert

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Added on Monday June 12th, 2006 at 0:06am

[00:04]undefinedname adores his suspenders and bra, though i fear the garters are a step too far

Quote 1571 added by mogwai

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Added on Saturday March 27th, 2010 at 12:00pm

<liam>(No, I don’t live in Chariots :P)

Quote 3114 added by flux

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