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Added on Monday September 13th, 2004 at 12:17pm
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Added on Friday July 7th, 2006 at 6:15pm
<Scott>A BOY IN THE BUSH IS WORTH TWO IN THE HAND
<BitterSweet>Says Skywalker
Quote 1596 added by IRC user jamie_
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Added on Wednesday December 31st, 2003 at 5:14pm
<Gaz>old cunts ∗dance∗
<@jamesog>pfft, you’re not that much younger than me
<Gaz>shush
<Gaz>i am feeling young for a moment
<@jamesog>Gaz: you’re 20 years older than your brother 😜
<Gaz>Cunt.
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Added on Sunday July 31st, 2005 at 5:27pm
<Footle>Monty: I can hear it now. "I haven’t had a drop to drink officer. Oh, except I drank my friend here’s piss earlier... oh, wait..."
Quote 507 added by IRC user Radix
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Added on Wednesday November 8th, 2006 at 8:33pm
<peter>[Deev]: I demand you stop complaining of Tesco Leeds Seacroft via text message
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Added on Tuesday July 25th, 2006 at 8:31pm
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Added on Thursday July 14th, 2005 at 11:25am
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Added on Friday May 19th, 2006 at 1:22pm
<BitterSweet>NO CILLIT BANG references?
<BitterSweet>This can’t be the real world.
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Added on Thursday July 19th, 2007 at 0:28am
<mattingham>right, time for bed and a good book to read
<lovecoffee>A History of Ticketing on British Rail?
<mattingham>good book, grim subject
Quote 2160 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Tuesday April 10th, 2007 at 9:54pm
<MySound>!dick Mickstar
<tartled>Mickstar has no dick entry
<MySound>now thats a lie
Quote 2030 added by ex user mattingham
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