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Added on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 11:50pm

<Scottbert> Mogwai: I didn’t know you were in

<Scottbert> there’s no sound of startrek

Quote 2155 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Sunday, April 2nd, 2006 at 12:20pm

<Scott> sunin is currently laying on the sofa MATTNOTTM WANKED ON

<sunin|london> HIS PUBIC REMAINS WERE DEPOSITED ON THE SOFA

<mage> do you MIND!

<[Deev]> ENOUGH

<moogal> then again, after some of the things you’ve done, that’s probably mild

Quote 1393 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday, December 1st, 2004 at 2:42pm

<Bump> ok this was fun before I became ‘some shagged out slut’

Quote 185 added by huggie

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Added on Thursday, December 1st, 2005 at 1:13pm

<BitterSweet> Just because I get my kit off all the time doesnt make me wrong 😜

Quote 959 added by IRC user jamie_work

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Added on Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005 at 1:34pm

<Scott> can it do the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight?

<zaty-laptop> the speed of light = 1.8026175 Î 10^12 furlongs per fortnight

<huggie> Where did furlongs per fortnight come from?

<zaty-laptop> furlongs per fortnight is a fucking stupid unit 😊

Quote 241 added by IRC user adamamyl

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Added on Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 at 5:39pm

<freaky> hal: I like HAL a lot.

Quote 91 added by Mojen

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Added on Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 at 3:44pm

<Scott> I’m sweating like Michael Jackson in Mothercare

<fruitbat> thats because you’re fat

Quote 562 added by ex user gaz

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Added on Friday, August 12th, 2005 at 2:02am

<TheDude> i could not possibly discuss that infront of these polite people \r

<Bump> theres polite people in here?!\r

<Lord_T> where are they then?

Quote 571 added by IRC user EvilMonty

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Added on Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 at 4:33pm

<mattwerk> i appear to have lost the laptop’s nipple

Quote 597 added by scott

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Added on Sunday, July 15th, 2007 at 8:25pm

<Mousey> I’m naked fairly often

Quote 2144 added by IRC user jamie_

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