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Added on Tuesday, June 28th, 2005 at 11:02am

<dunc> oh god I look like my dad this morning

Quote 392 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday, April 5th, 2006 at 12:04am

<Mogwai> got splurted with juices... came as rather a suprise

Quote 1416 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday, August 31st, 2005 at 10:30pm

<PoBK> huggie: I’ll have to educate you

Quote 656 added by IRC user Flux

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Added on Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 at 9:55pm

<zzzp> matt: prison would be terrible for me – i can never hold on to soap

Quote 1437 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Friday, April 14th, 2006 at 11:02am

<MySound> well ive been tossing

Quote 1439 added by IRC user suniniPaq

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Added on Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 at 9:29pm

<Bump> sorry what’s going on here, testicle hugging and snoring?

Quote 1458 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 at 8:31pm

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<mattnottm> oh cuntflapping arsebuggery>

Quote 955 added by scareglow

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Added on Monday, April 24th, 2006 at 7:55pm

<sunin[work]> yay for having a multipurpose bottom

Quote 1468 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Sunday, September 24th, 2006 at 9:03pm


* Mousey is close to losing his load

<MySound> yay seconds from disaster

Quote 1726 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 at 6:08pm

<paperpete> Oh, does anyone know how the whale is?

<matthanse> it died

<matthanse> of embarrasment near Tilbury

Quote 1215 added by huggie

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