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Added on Monday March 28th, 2005 at 4:09pm
<fruitbat>this is where bump and I differ
<fruitbat>my trousers never have a chance to get pulled down
<fruitbat>they just fall off
Quote 260 added by IRC user Owen|Eeeting
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Added on Friday August 5th, 2005 at 10:06pm
"I was in Marks & Spencer the other day and I splashed out on some lacy knickers. I had to pay forthem."
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Added on Wednesday October 29th, 2003 at 8:53pm
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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 2:03pm
<Gaz|Work>i’d be walking around with a boner all of the time if i lived with him though
Quote 543 added by IRC user mattwerk
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Added on Sunday April 17th, 2005 at 5:38pm
<Footle>I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone off gaydar. one person off okcupid, and he ended up buggering me, but that was within the past 2 months
* Footleshrugs
<Gayrath|ReturnOfTheKing>bloody men, buggering where they have no right to 😜
<Footle>oh, trust me – nobody’d done that to me in about three years – I quite enjoyed it 😊
Quote 291 added by IRC user adamamyl
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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 11:39am
<Lloyd>yay! bear night! i get to go in and see fat people naked! yay!
Quote 559 added by IRC user Gaz|Work
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Added on Friday November 4th, 2005 at 9:25am
[Deev] ∗b’dum-tisch∗
* sunin|camcums
* mattwerkis expecting some kangaroos later on
Quote 833 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Thursday August 18th, 2005 at 1:37pm
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Added on Monday August 7th, 2006 at 3:52pm
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Added on Wednesday August 24th, 2005 at 1:32pm
<JunkLady>MSN is possibly the ugliest, most over crowded thing I have ever seen... and I worked in CXR for 18 months
Quote 626 added by IRC user Monty
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