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Added on Monday March 28th, 2005 at 4:09pm

<fruitbat>this is where bump and I differ

<fruitbat>my trousers never have a chance to get pulled down

<fruitbat>they just fall off

Quote 260 added by IRC user Owen|Eeeting

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Added on Friday August 5th, 2005 at 10:06pm

"I was in Marks & Spencer the other day and I splashed out on some lacy knickers. I had to pay forthem."

Quote 529 added by robl

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Added on Wednesday October 29th, 2003 at 8:53pm


* Scottmakes a quoteythingy

Quote 26 added by

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Added on Monday August 8th, 2005 at 2:03pm

<Gaz|Work>i’d be walking around with a boner all of the time if i lived with him though

Quote 543 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Sunday April 17th, 2005 at 5:38pm

<Footle>I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone off gaydar. one person off okcupid, and he ended up buggering me, but that was within the past 2 months

* Footleshrugs

<Gayrath|ReturnOfTheKing>bloody men, buggering where they have no right to 😜

<Footle>oh, trust me – nobody’d done that to me in about three years – I quite enjoyed it 😊

Quote 291 added by IRC user adamamyl

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Added on Wednesday August 10th, 2005 at 11:39am

<Lloyd>yay! bear night! i get to go in and see fat people naked! yay!

Quote 559 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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Added on Friday November 4th, 2005 at 9:25am

[Deev] ∗b’dum-tisch∗

* sunin|camcums

* mattwerkis expecting some kangaroos later on

Quote 833 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday August 18th, 2005 at 1:37pm

<jamie_>i want the cute 18yr old to do me

Quote 599 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Monday August 7th, 2006 at 3:52pm

<Tricky>Radix: I thought you got it free??

Quote 1638 added by IRC user Flux

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Added on Wednesday August 24th, 2005 at 1:32pm

<JunkLady>MSN is possibly the ugliest, most over crowded thing I have ever seen... and I worked in CXR for 18 months

Quote 626 added by IRC user Monty

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