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Added on Wednesday December 7th, 2005 at 8:30pm

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* Footleconfiscates huggie’s trowel and his supply of sarcasm

Quote 984 added by IRC user Scareglow|TiaMaria

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Added on Wednesday December 7th, 2005 at 8:55pm

<Bump>can I go in the middle?

Quote 985 added by IRC user [Deev]

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Added on Wednesday December 7th, 2005 at 10:42pm

<jamie_>fruitbat looks like one of those little chinese dogs. The ones with the folds, you know? The ones that look like they’re melting.

Quote 987 added by Footle

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Added on Sunday April 1st, 2007 at 10:28pm

<sunin>i was on my back.. and we tried to change position with the cock still in me.. which is what i think trapped my nerve..

Quote 2020 added by jamie

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Added on Tuesday May 16th, 2006 at 5:48pm

<har>I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

Quote 1511 added by IRC user BadScott

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Added on Saturday April 7th, 2007 at 0:40am

<moogal>if he was American I wouldn’t want to shag him

<suninLONDON>you two shag? eww

<MySound>yes

<MySound>and its not particularly nice

Quote 2027 added by IRC user suninLONDON

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Added on Thursday April 12th, 2007 at 7:00pm


* moogalpours custard down mogwai’s pants and bums him senseless

Quote 2032 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Tuesday December 13th, 2005 at 12:33pm

[Deev_] I’m still traumatised that Dunc tried to slice both my feet off with a Vauxhall Astra

Quote 1009 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Saturday October 21st, 2006 at 11:36am

[Deev]: No matter – gin cures the common cold cockaigneDeath: it worked for the Queen Mum though – apparently the undertaker said it was a shame to bury her, she was so beautifully preserve

Quote 1785 added by ex user BitterSweet

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Added on Sunday October 2nd, 2005 at 0:19am

errorfied: I look and act sweet, but all I really want is cock.

Quote 762 added by aphasia

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