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Added on Monday, June 7th, 2004 at 2:34pm
<evilmarq> if i wank on the toilet, the smell of poo makes me cum too quickly
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Added on Sunday, December 5th, 2004 at 1:07am
<Bump> I’ve often ended up wondering if my brother is cute. Like if I would meet him and think phwoar...that’d be a bit weird wouldn’t it
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Added on Sunday, January 22nd, 2006 at 9:24pm
* BitterSweet flashes sunin’s firmware
* sunin|broken ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving: Leaving)
Quote 1217 added by IRC user jamie_
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Added on Wednesday, November 12th, 2003 at 12:23am
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Added on Sunday, November 5th, 2006 at 1:43pm
<mogwai> He bounced on my bed stark naked yesterday. I couldn’t stop pointing and laughing hysterically... He had the nerve to call ME small?!?!??!?!?!?!! Ginger pubed freak 😜
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Added on Sunday, November 6th, 2005 at 8:26pm
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<mogwai> cute 19yo london chav 😜 gotta luv em
<mogs-top> ∗giggle∗ i once losta ring up someone...
<sunin> damn thats 5 remotes..>
Quote 841 added by IRC user Scareglow|Duvel
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Added on Sunday, January 1st, 2006 at 10:44pm
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Added on Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 at 7:32pm
<moogal> if I’m a whore, I want cute boys with big willies to do naughty things to
Quote 1114 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Thursday, November 24th, 2005 at 6:48pm
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Added on Monday, December 5th, 2005 at 5:19pm
<BitterSweetMobile> nothing better than wanking with a 50 pound note
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