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Added on Tuesday, September 13th, 2005 at 5:25pm


<[Deev]> I just used the line "well it’s better than a kick in the teeth" at someone with rather unfortunately large chompers...

<[Deev]> I can hear the silence

Quote 699 added by scott

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Added on Sunday, February 25th, 2007 at 6:41pm

<MySound> im bored and horny and i need severe bum attention

Quote 1982 added by IRC user moo|mac

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Added on Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 at 8:11pm

<fruitbat> my knees have been around my ears all afternoon

Quote 1474 added by ex user BitterSweet

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Added on Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 8:15pm

<huggie> Me? I’m so sweet and innocent. I wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Quote 202 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday, September 20th, 2005 at 12:26pm

<shunter> they’re tory cunts too

<mojococo> burn them

Quote 714 added by IRC user shunter

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Added on Wednesday, July 20th, 2005 at 10:20pm

<CBBC Presenter> My Inbox is open and I’m ready to recieve.

Quote 463 added by GingerBen

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Added on Saturday, January 28th, 2006 at 2:10pm


* tje giggles

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<Hawkeye> Spiderman reminds me of adolesence. One day a teenage guy wakes up with muscles, hair in new places and the ability to spray white sticky goo around the house

Quote 1246 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Monday, October 16th, 2006 at 8:55pm

<har> You’ve already heard about my HUGE penis and my buckets of spunk

<Mousey> bucketarse of spunk?

<Mousey> you sound like sunin

Quote 1766 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 at 6:37pm

Apple User Guide:

<Scottbert> press ctrl alt backspace e v o p with your leg behind your head pressing down on the right mouse button

<Scottbert> and praise almighty allah

Quote 2542 added by IRC user mattnottm

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Added on Friday, September 30th, 2005 at 7:04pm

<sunin> !dick steps

<tartled> steps has no dick entry

Quote 753 added by IRC user lowlandcactus

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