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Added on Tuesday September 13th, 2005 at 5:25pm


<[Deev]>I just used the line "well it’s better than a kick in the teeth" at someone with rather unfortunately large chompers...

<[Deev]>I can hear the silence

Quote 699 added by scott

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Added on Sunday February 25th, 2007 at 6:41pm

<MySound>im bored and horny and i need severe bum attention

Quote 1982 added by IRC user moo|mac

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Added on Wednesday April 26th, 2006 at 8:11pm

<fruitbat>my knees have been around my ears all afternoon

Quote 1474 added by ex user BitterSweet

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Added on Thursday December 30th, 2004 at 8:15pm

<huggie>Me? I’m so sweet and innocent. I wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Quote 202 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday September 20th, 2005 at 12:26pm

<shunter>they’re tory cunts too

<mojococo>burn them

Quote 714 added by IRC user shunter

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Added on Wednesday July 20th, 2005 at 10:20pm

<CBBCPresenter>My Inbox is open and I’m ready to recieve.

Quote 463 added by GingerBen

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Added on Saturday January 28th, 2006 at 2:10pm


* tjegiggles

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<Hawkeye>Spiderman reminds me of adolesence. One day a teenage guy wakes up with muscles, hair in new places and the ability to spray white sticky goo around the house

Quote 1246 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Monday October 16th, 2006 at 8:55pm

<har>You’ve already heard about my HUGE penis and my buckets of spunk

<Mousey>bucketarse of spunk?

<Mousey>you sound like sunin

Quote 1766 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Tuesday October 30th, 2007 at 6:37pm

Apple User Guide:

<Scottbert>press ctrl alt backspace e v o p with your leg behind your head pressing down on the right mouse button

<Scottbert>and praise almighty allah

Quote 2542 added by IRC user mattnottm

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Added on Friday September 30th, 2005 at 7:04pm

<sunin>!dick steps

<tartled>steps has no dick entry

Quote 753 added by IRC user lowlandcactus

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