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Added on Thursday, September 2nd, 2004 at 8:59pm


* Mr_Cynds just hopes that you haven’t put that conversation about the man with the small penis i had earlier with you on fc

Quote 158 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday, January 18th, 2006 at 6:07am

<sunin|ted> OMG I REALLY AM CAMP!

Quote 1190 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Monday, April 17th, 2006 at 10:44am

<mage> westlife! ∗screams like a girl∗

* paperpete screams like a terrified man

Quote 1452 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Thursday, November 25th, 2004 at 4:38pm

<fruitbat> how are they going to hold the eurovision song contest in the middle of a civil war?

Quote 181 added by scott

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Added on Monday, January 23rd, 2006 at 12:12pm

<Bump> mmm dreams of [Deev] entering...ermmm ahem.. heh. Damn I’ve only just had a wank as well gonna need another one now

Quote 1220 added by IRC user jamie|workish

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Added on Tuesday, July 19th, 2005 at 11:16pm

<mogwai> tho i did resist the temptation to screw keneth williams

Quote 462 added by IRC user Radix

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Added on Thursday, July 21st, 2005 at 3:02pm

<Bump> its all sticky and runny and gets everywhere

Quote 472 added by aphasia

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Added on Thursday, February 3rd, 2005 at 6:40pm

<sunin> who wanks lots?

<zaty> You wank lots

Quote 223 added by moogal

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Added on Saturday, December 10th, 2005 at 10:24am

<Radix> Tricky was accused of being gay at the xmas by a bird he was chatting up 😉

Quote 1000 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 at 5:01pm

<Scott> my bum only got fucked because I got drunk

<Scott> story of my life 😢

Quote 1272 added by Footle

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