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Added on Sunday, August 14th, 2005 at 11:40pm

<Footle> I never thought I’d see mattnottm offering to give someone his pork in public

Quote 581 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 at 4:26am

<hal> Mojen: Poosex is a subset of sunin.

Quote 79 added by Mojen

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Added on Tuesday, November 11th, 2003 at 4:34am

<hal> Mojen has not seen hals cock.

Quote 80 added by Mojen

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Added on Monday, November 7th, 2005 at 1:29pm

<mojocomo> feck this is dull

<shunter> what, IRC?

<shunter> yep

<mojocomo> community service

<shunter> oh, same sorta thing

<mojocomo> yeah, but efnet doesn’t force you to listen to Capital FM

* shunter shudders

Quote 849 added by scott

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Added on Sunday, July 15th, 2007 at 11:49am

<Footle> imagine being woken up by Hyacinth Bucket starring in a gay bareback fisting video

Quote 2142 added by IRC user penfold

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Added on Thursday, November 10th, 2005 at 6:43pm

<fruitbat> my dcc client says petie is active

<fruitbat> that’s news to me

Quote 865 added by jamie

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Added on Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 at 12:02pm

hello world

Quote 1377 added by scott

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Added on Saturday, August 20th, 2005 at 9:12pm

<i’d still do him>

Quote 612 added by IRC user Richard

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Added on Monday, August 22nd, 2005 at 1:43pm

<13:34>

<Spetsnadz> omg

<Spetsnadz> TV news item on ‘Freedom Rucksacks’

<Spetsnadz> freedom-bags.co.uk/

<Dr_Buddha> hehe

<Dr_Buddha> thing is, everyone would see any bombs I’m carrying

<Spetsnadz> ideel for Sun readers

<Spetsnadz> maybe i should start a website selling fake body parts to go in them

<Spetsnadz> inflatable Koran..?

<Dr_Buddha> what, one that blows itself up?

Quote 616 added by scott

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Added on Thursday, December 18th, 2003 at 10:43am


* Yoggles b0ps to steps 😜

Quote 108 added by jamesog

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