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Added on Sunday August 14th, 2005 at 11:40pm
<Footle>I never thought I’d see mattnottm offering to give someone his pork in public
Quote 581 added by IRC user Monty
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Added on Tuesday November 11th, 2003 at 4:26am
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Added on Tuesday November 11th, 2003 at 4:34am
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Added on Monday November 7th, 2005 at 1:29pm
<mojocomo>feck this is dull
<shunter>what, IRC?
<shunter>yep
<mojocomo>community service
<shunter>oh, same sorta thing
<mojocomo>yeah, but efnet doesn’t force you to listen to Capital FM
* shuntershudders
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Added on Sunday July 15th, 2007 at 11:49am
<Footle>imagine being woken up by Hyacinth Bucket starring in a gay bareback fisting video
Quote 2142 added by IRC user penfold
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Added on Thursday November 10th, 2005 at 6:43pm
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Added on Wednesday March 29th, 2006 at 12:02pm
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Added on Saturday August 20th, 2005 at 9:12pm
<i’d still do him>
Quote 612 added by IRC user Richard
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Added on Monday August 22nd, 2005 at 1:43pm
<13:34>
<Spetsnadz>omg
<Spetsnadz>TV news item on ‘Freedom Rucksacks’
<Spetsnadz>freedom-bags.co.uk/
<Dr_Buddha>hehe
<Dr_Buddha>thing is, everyone would see any bombs I’m carrying
<Spetsnadz>ideel for Sun readers
<Spetsnadz>maybe i should start a website selling fake body parts to go in them
<Spetsnadz>inflatable Koran..?
<Dr_Buddha>what, one that blows itself up?
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Added on Thursday December 18th, 2003 at 10:43am
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