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Added on Tuesday July 5th, 2005 at 9:26pm

<Scott>I live inside bingowings

Quote 424 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Sunday April 16th, 2006 at 8:15pm

<jamie_>i want a hot boy

<Scott>mogs is available for hire

<jamie_>i said hot

Quote 1451 added by IRC user PimpDaddeh

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Added on Wednesday November 3rd, 2004 at 12:24pm

<sunin>ian didn’t manage to rip ted’s guts out or anything... so i guess he has a tiny willy...

Quote 173 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday April 18th, 2006 at 1:32pm

<RobL>I strutted into the lounge this morning starkers, and there was some traumatised bloke crashed on the sofa.

<Footle>the question is who’d traumatised him?

<RobL>it like – putting pants on seems like wasted effort at that point.

<Footle>Oh, he’s already seen it all. I may as well shag him.

Quote 1457 added by scott

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Added on Monday January 23rd, 2006 at 10:17am


* fruitbatwaits for radox to stop whingeing and drop his trousers

<Radix>fruitbat: they were never up.

Quote 1219 added by Footle

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Added on Thursday December 9th, 2004 at 3:17pm

<zaty>Bump has a willy!

<David>it does look nice doesn’t it

* zatytells Miss.

Quote 197 added by aphasia

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Added on Saturday July 16th, 2005 at 10:16pm

<thepinkninja>I can’t help it if my t-shirt is stiffer than me

Quote 455 added by hugzee

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Added on Wednesday December 7th, 2005 at 9:24pm

<suniniPaq>whos easy..l?

Quote 986 added by Elfy

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Added on Wednesday December 7th, 2005 at 11:31pm

<Elfy>I know. I’m just full of it. 😊

Quote 989 added by aphasia

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Added on Thursday February 10th, 2005 at 10:55pm

*zaty awaits MySound|Can’tSitDown

Quote 227 added by moogal

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