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Added on Tuesday, July 5th, 2005 at 9:26pm

<Scott> I live inside bingowings

Quote 424 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Sunday, April 16th, 2006 at 8:15pm

<jamie_> i want a hot boy

<Scott> mogs is available for hire

<jamie_> i said hot

Quote 1451 added by IRC user PimpDaddeh

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Added on Wednesday, November 3rd, 2004 at 12:24pm

<sunin> ian didn’t manage to rip ted’s guts out or anything... so i guess he has a tiny willy...

Quote 173 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 at 1:32pm

<RobL> I strutted into the lounge this morning starkers, and there was some traumatised bloke crashed on the sofa.

<Footle> the question is who’d traumatised him?

<RobL> it like – putting pants on seems like wasted effort at that point.

<Footle> Oh, he’s already seen it all. I may as well shag him.

Quote 1457 added by scott

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Added on Monday, January 23rd, 2006 at 10:17am


* fruitbat waits for radox to stop whingeing and drop his trousers

<Radix> fruitbat: they were never up.

Quote 1219 added by Footle

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Added on Thursday, December 9th, 2004 at 3:17pm

<zaty> Bump has a willy!

<David> it does look nice doesn’t it

* zaty tells Miss.

Quote 197 added by aphasia

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Added on Saturday, July 16th, 2005 at 10:16pm

<thepinkninja> I can’t help it if my t-shirt is stiffer than me

Quote 455 added by hugzee

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Added on Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 at 9:24pm

<suniniPaq> whos easy..l?

Quote 986 added by Elfy

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Added on Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 at 11:31pm

<Elfy> I know. I’m just full of it. 😊

Quote 989 added by aphasia

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Added on Thursday, February 10th, 2005 at 10:55pm

*zaty awaits MySound|Can’tSitDown

Quote 227 added by moogal

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