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Added on Sunday March 18th, 2007 at 0:12am

<MySound>catherine tate was on fire last night

Quote 2006 added by IRC user MySound

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Added on Thursday June 4th, 2009 at 8:58pm

<fruitbat>scott is like saving private ryan

<fruitbat>everyone knows it’s bollocks, but it has a cute boy in it near the end so they just ignore the plot holes

Quote 3058 added by IRC user UncleScott

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Added on Sunday December 18th, 2005 at 10:30pm

<mattnottm>QuoteBot: you suck

Quote 1024 added by peter

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Added on Tuesday May 30th, 2006 at 2:19pm

<sunin>i am never deepthroating a guy with a shaved stubbley cock again.. my lips feel like they’ve been done over with an electric sander..

Quote 1536 added by ex user SteveDSD

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Added on Monday October 23rd, 2006 at 11:40pm

<Mousey>If I wanted a proper daddy i’d go shag Skywalker

Quote 1792 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Tuesday August 2nd, 2005 at 0:27am

<Footle>I think I’m tipsy.

Quote 513 added by IRC user DyingDeev

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Added on Sunday December 18th, 2005 at 11:53pm

<Radix>Scott: if it`s FilthyGayEastLondonLickSex.avi I’ve got it already

Quote 1025 added by aphasia

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Added on Wednesday May 31st, 2006 at 6:03pm

<sunin>my ex saw them coming... and got naked.. and answered the door only wearing a condom and a bottle of lube... that was fun

Quote 1537 added by ex user SteveDSD

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Added on Tuesday August 2nd, 2005 at 10:00am

<Footle>I love this place. It’s not 10am yet and people are already arguing about who farted.

Quote 514 added by paperpete

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Added on Monday December 19th, 2005 at 12:33pm

<sunin>oooh.. i see an angry john marching to my office...

Quote 1026 added by scott

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