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Added on Wednesday May 31st, 2006 at 6:04pm

<Gaz>i think i just offended a jehovas witness

<sunin>my ex saw them coming... and got naked.. and answered the door only wearing a condom and a bottle of lube... that was fun

Quote 1538 added by sunin

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Added on Sunday April 29th, 2007 at 6:36pm

<Footle>This is me you’re talking to. You’ll recall at your place I used vodka as a mixer because you’d run out of tonic.

Quote 2050 added by IRC user Radix

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Added on Wednesday February 8th, 2006 at 7:53pm

<sunin>KeySlut

<Keybuk>oh

<Keybuk>very

Quote 1283 added by IRC user lowlandcactus

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Added on Thursday October 20th, 2005 at 9:14pm

<Footle>fruitbat, if you commit suicide I’m going to be forced to have sex with you

Quote 773 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday March 28th, 2005 at 6:35pm

<homomage>aconite: use me ! make me your bitch

Quote 262 added by IRC user adamamyl

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Added on Friday October 21st, 2005 at 10:36am

<paperpete>it’s dark brown and steaming. hmmmmmm. ∗strokes chin∗

Quote 774 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Thursday February 9th, 2006 at 3:40pm


* Lloydwill ALSO fuck for pie

Quote 1286 added by IRC user Radix

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Added on Thursday June 1st, 2006 at 7:06pm

-!- jamie_ is now known as jamie_sucidal

<fruitbat>jamie: if you’re going to kill yourself, at least spell it properly

Quote 1542 added by sunin

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Added on Friday October 21st, 2005 at 2:15pm

<sunin|fat>i can’t mount them.. don’t have a thingy...

Quote 775 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday February 9th, 2006 at 10:09pm

<suniniPaq>and i want the painter to do me

Quote 1288 added by IRC user jamie_

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