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Added on Tuesday July 15th, 2008 at 8:03am

<EJ28UK>they said i wasnt allowed to wear my dressing gown to the airport

Quote 2824 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday March 31st, 2005 at 1:09pm

<mogwai>ooh yay,i managed to break wind without getting damp

Quote 265 added by Footle

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Added on Saturday October 22nd, 2005 at 5:49am

<sunin|ted>hmm.. my arse seems to be missing great huge chunks...

<sunin|ted>maybe sleeping with superhungboy after 4 weeks of no sex was a bad idea

Quote 777 added by IRC user matt|gone2work

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Added on Friday February 10th, 2006 at 0:34am

<Bump>I chew pillows

Quote 1289 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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Added on Thursday March 31st, 2005 at 1:34pm

<MrT>shutupfoo

Quote 266 added by moogal

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Added on Tuesday December 20th, 2005 at 8:12pm

<fruitbat>I packed fudge down a back passage the other day

Quote 1034 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Friday February 10th, 2006 at 10:56am

<Lloyd>so is Har Zaty’s new shag or something?

Quote 1290 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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Added on Friday June 2nd, 2006 at 9:41am

<SteveDSD>spandex – it’s a privilege not a right lol

Quote 1546 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday June 2nd, 2006 at 3:23pm

<Bump>I’m more vanilla than moogal dammit! Don’t tie me up!

<moogal>you’re so not

<moogal>I’m more vanilla than ice-cream

Quote 1547 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Friday May 4th, 2007 at 11:24am

<har>I just tried to put the kettle in the fridge

Quote 2059 added by IRC user jamiework

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