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Added on Friday June 2nd, 2006 at 5:15pm

<moogal>and go to the loo too – I haven’t had a wee since last night

<Bump>ooh, I don’t htink I have either

<Scott>aww

Quote 1550 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Sunday October 23rd, 2005 at 3:21pm

<suniniPaq>bah.. i’m now erect in front of my mum with thin combats on..

Quote 783 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Saturday February 11th, 2006 at 6:53pm


* Scareglowgoes to fill a big hole

<mooSound>wish i could

Quote 1295 added by IRC user lowlandcactus

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Added on Friday June 2nd, 2006 at 6:21pm

<Scott>I have my flat all to myself tonight. I may wank individually in each of the rooms

Quote 1551 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Friday April 1st, 2005 at 2:01pm

[Deev]> Gaz I honestly don’t know how the fuck you can contemplate alcohol tonight

< [Deev]> You’re stronger stomached than me clearly
<MunkyHungOver>I am a drunken londoner

< [Deev]> You’re a cheap lush

Quote 272 added by IRC user adamamyl

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Added on Monday October 24th, 2005 at 9:26am


* paperpetegives Deev two majestic scoops

Quote 785 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Sunday February 12th, 2006 at 9:39pm

<Kylock>read this

<Kylock>current bf couldn’t get it up.

<PoBK>Poor sod

<Kylock>that wasnt it, it didnt all come out

Quote 1297 added by PoBK

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Added on Monday December 3rd, 2007 at 1:31pm


* mageWorkspanks jamieWork

* BitterSweetspunks in jamieWork’s eyes

* fruitbatlicks jamies eyeballs

* BitterSweetsnowballs with fruitbat

* trickywatches

Quote 2577 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday April 1st, 2005 at 4:14pm

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<Tricky>Anal sex is the new black

Quote 274 added by robl

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Added on Friday August 5th, 2005 at 11:40pm

<cockaigne>I tried being modest – nay, timid! – with Bat, it didn’t work

<cockaigne>he just shoved his hand down my trousers and made me squeal.

Quote 530 added by ex user fruitbat

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