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Added on Saturday, August 6th, 2005 at 9:57am

<fruitbat> ravishingly anglo-saxon bareback piss fucking sex perverts?

<Footle> that’s just you and owen dear

<cockaigne> We’re notall like that...

Quote 531 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday, October 24th, 2005 at 2:33pm

<Bump> I went with olivia newton john

Quote 787 added by moogal

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Added on Sunday, February 12th, 2006 at 9:48pm

<Kylock> This one time I was fingering my butthole and licking my fingers for lube. When I pulled my fingers out, they were covered in poo. I kept licking them. Poo tastes very bitter

Quote 1299 added by IRC user RobO

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Added on Sunday, June 4th, 2006 at 11:22pm

<Fets|revising> i’m sure Mogwai' gases smell like strawberries and are always dry and pleasant

Quote 1555 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 at 10:57pm

<moogal> my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (with brooms)

Quote 2579 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Sunday, August 7th, 2005 at 5:33am

suniniPaq: i.n drunk ya¯ yay.

Quote 532 added by ex user BitterSweet

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Added on Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 at 9:35am

give’me’an’error’bitch

Quote 1044 added by huggie

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Added on Monday, June 5th, 2006 at 10:57am

<Footle> which reminds me, I need to work out which bike I want

<[Deev]> I’ve been hanging about with children all weekend

Quote 1556 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Friday, December 7th, 2007 at 11:46pm

<moogal> I can bend quite well backwards, but not forwards 😞

Quote 2580 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday, October 25th, 2005 at 11:31am


* jamie_work strokes sunin’s rounded bottom

Quote 789 added by scott

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