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Added on Wednesday August 13th, 2008 at 7:32pm

<MySound>up the arse please fruitbat

Quote 2867 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday June 29th, 2010 at 3:43pm

<tricky>I could happily be gay with the first one

Quote 3123 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Monday July 3rd, 2006 at 2:45pm

<mooSound>I am not putting pictures of my pendulous breasts on the internet!

Quote 1588 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Wednesday June 6th, 2007 at 11:01pm

<moo|mac>have you gone a single day without being drunk and up to your elbow in fishmonger?

Quote 2100 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Friday August 31st, 2007 at 6:34pm

<fruitbat>can’t you just do what normal people do and go to john lewis?

<FItbinks>All their
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Quote 2356 added by sunin

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Added on Monday October 31st, 2005 at 6:43pm

<sunin>i just get dog walkers and tourists peeing through my windows...

Quote 821 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday February 23rd, 2006 at 3:45pm

<Monty>“gin” is that some new season/time

Quote 1333 added by

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Added on Wednesday July 5th, 2006 at 5:18pm

<Footle>You can’t brake Bump

Quote 1589 added by scott

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Added on Saturday September 1st, 2007 at 2:01pm

(14:00:06)BitterSweet: just fuck me jamie

Quote 2357 added by IRC user zaty

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Added on Tuesday November 1st, 2005 at 3:45pm

<mattwerk>i don’t swallow, then again i don’t get the opportunity

Quote 822 added by Elfy

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