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Added on Thursday February 23rd, 2006 at 5:19pm


* hargoes off for food, music, bear, and mancock

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Added on Wednesday July 5th, 2006 at 7:51pm

<Mogwai>Well you’d have to be extremely thick to go out with Adam...oh, er...shit...

Quote 1590 added by scott

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Added on Friday November 24th, 2006 at 8:01pm

<Scareglow>ooh if everybody was a toy which one would they be?

<penfold>Scareglow: a dildo

Quote 1846 added by sunin

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Added on Tuesday May 3rd, 2005 at 12:57pm

<Monty>Not inside me arse. I don’t think I could do six. I’m not Coates..

Quote 311 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday August 11th, 2005 at 4:00pm

[15:56]

<[Deev]>Fuck

<[Deev]>4pm
[15:58]
<straylight>jesus. 4pm.

Quote 567 added by aphasia

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Added on Thursday July 6th, 2006 at 2:53pm

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<Jabberwockey>And my bf is INCREDIBLY good at it.

Quote 1591 added by IRC user mageWork

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Added on Tuesday November 1st, 2005 at 4:59pm

<fruitbat>I don’t think I can get him up twice in the same month

Quote 824 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Monday June 11th, 2007 at 7:31pm

<Footle>He’s not even an ∗effective∗twat

Quote 2104 added by mage

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Added on Monday August 30th, 2010 at 9:32am

<MySound>(DALEK VOICE) WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA?!

Quote 3128 added by flux

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Added on Tuesday November 1st, 2005 at 6:00pm


* DMwaves his extendable tube around the room

Quote 825 added by IRC user Zty

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