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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 11:38am
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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 0:16am
<mogs>yes ... I demand scabblechums ... play with me at once
Quote 2179 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 10:59pm
<Bockwurst>i couldn’t live with raping sunin
<Bockwurst>i mean i’m so vanilla, he’d be scarred for life
Quote 2178 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 10:41pm
<ButchSHOWER>gah, i must have wanked too hard for too long
<ButchSHOWER>it must have gone all frothy and therefore floated around my feet rhather than going down the drain
Quote 2177 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 7:49pm
<sunin>mmm medium rare steak
<mogs>was it dripping with warm blood? like a quivvering vagina at that special time?
Quote 2176 added by IRC user jamie_
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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 0:17am
<BitterSweet>At the age of 14, I gave a classmate a BJ in the middle of Geography lol
Quote 2175 added by IRC user MySound
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Added on Tuesday July 24th, 2007 at 0:36am
<tartled>bittersweet has no dick entry
<BitterSweet>LIES!
Quote 2174 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Monday July 23rd, 2007 at 9:48pm
<Mogwai>I wonder if I can get this towel right the way through my ring?
Quote 2172 added by IRC user Scottbert
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Added on Monday July 23rd, 2007 at 4:44pm
<Flikk>Like an anrgy puppy that would piss on your new carpet because his bite would be ineffective... that’s how I glare
<zaty>BUMP PISSES ON CARPETS
Quote 2171 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Monday July 23rd, 2007 at 0:47am
<Bockwurst>i’m not even gay
<dotoli>but all the men u fuck are
Quote 2170 added by lovecoffee
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