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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 11:38am

<sunin>he wouldn’t leave until he got it in :s

Quote 2180 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 0:16am

<mogs>yes ... I demand scabblechums ... play with me at once

Quote 2179 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 10:59pm

<Bockwurst>i couldn’t live with raping sunin

<Bockwurst>i mean i’m so vanilla, he’d be scarred for life

Quote 2178 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 10:41pm

<ButchSHOWER>gah, i must have wanked too hard for too long

<ButchSHOWER>it must have gone all frothy and therefore floated around my feet rhather than going down the drain

Quote 2177 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 7:49pm

<sunin>mmm medium rare steak

<mogs>was it dripping with warm blood? like a quivvering vagina at that special time?

Quote 2176 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Wednesday July 25th, 2007 at 0:17am

<BitterSweet>At the age of 14, I gave a classmate a BJ in the middle of Geography lol

Quote 2175 added by IRC user MySound

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Added on Tuesday July 24th, 2007 at 0:36am

<tartled>bittersweet has no dick entry

<BitterSweet>LIES!

Quote 2174 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Monday July 23rd, 2007 at 9:48pm

<Mogwai>I wonder if I can get this towel right the way through my ring?

Quote 2172 added by IRC user Scottbert

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Added on Monday July 23rd, 2007 at 4:44pm

<Flikk>Like an anrgy puppy that would piss on your new carpet because his bite would be ineffective... that’s how I glare

<zaty>BUMP PISSES ON CARPETS

Quote 2171 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Monday July 23rd, 2007 at 0:47am

<Bockwurst>i’m not even gay

<dotoli>but all the men u fuck are

Quote 2170 added by lovecoffee

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