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Added on Monday, July 23rd, 2007 at 12:02am

<penfold> I don’t understand what a strap-on Femidom is. Moreover, I don’t know why I have been sent an advertisment for it.

Quote 2169 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 at 11:40pm


<[Deev]> I think I may have had a bad pint

<[Deev]> Possibly the tenth...

Quote 2168 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 at 11:35pm

<lovecoffee> he’s stroppy alright 😜

<dotoli> am not!

Quote 2167 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Saturday, July 21st, 2007 at 3:17pm

<fruitbat> I’m not insane, apparently

<fruitbat> I’ve been tested

<fruitbat> I can’t believe I’ve just put a yacht on top of a fiesta

Quote 2166 added by IRC user Scottbert

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Added on Friday, July 20th, 2007 at 8:55pm

<fruitbat> like a 15 year old trying to rim scott

<mogs> a bit fiddlesome but worth it in the end

Quote 2165 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday, July 20th, 2007 at 6:16pm

<BitterSweet> Mogs: does your nipple wander?

Quote 2164 added by IRC user ScottMob

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Added on Friday, July 20th, 2007 at 8:55am

<mageWork> i’ve got my big one 😜

Quote 2163 added by ex user SteveDSD

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Added on Thursday, July 19th, 2007 at 9:24pm

[21:23]
<Jabberwockey> I had real sex two years ago.

Quote 2162 added by IRC user Bockwurst

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Added on Thursday, July 19th, 2007 at 8:35pm

[20:34]
<harry> Someone on gaydar said he wanted to see my cock because I’m not exactly a pretty boy (no offence)

Quote 2161 added by IRC user Bockwurst

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Added on Thursday, July 19th, 2007 at 12:28am

<mattingham> right, time for bed and a good book to read

<lovecoffee> A History of Ticketing on British Rail?

<mattingham> good book, grim subject

Quote 2160 added by lovecoffee

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