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Added on Monday July 23rd, 2007 at 0:02am
<penfold>I don’t understand what a strap-on Femidom is. Moreover, I don’t know why I have been sent an advertisment for it.
Quote 2169 added by IRC user jamie_
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Added on Sunday July 22nd, 2007 at 11:40pm
<[Deev]>I think I may have had a bad pint
<[Deev]>Possibly the tenth...
Quote 2168 added by IRC user jamie_
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Added on Sunday July 22nd, 2007 at 11:35pm
<lovecoffee>he’s stroppy alright 😜
<dotoli>am not!
Quote 2167 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Saturday July 21st, 2007 at 3:17pm
<fruitbat>I’m not insane, apparently
<fruitbat>I’ve been tested
<fruitbat>I can’t believe I’ve just put a yacht on top of a fiesta
Quote 2166 added by IRC user Scottbert
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Added on Friday July 20th, 2007 at 8:55pm
<fruitbat>like a 15 year old trying to rim scott
<mogs>a bit fiddlesome but worth it in the end
Quote 2165 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Friday July 20th, 2007 at 6:16pm
<BitterSweet>Mogs: does your nipple wander?
Quote 2164 added by IRC user ScottMob
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Added on Friday July 20th, 2007 at 8:55am
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Added on Thursday July 19th, 2007 at 9:24pm
[21:23]
<Jabberwockey>I had real sex two years ago.
Quote 2162 added by IRC user Bockwurst
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Added on Thursday July 19th, 2007 at 8:35pm
[20:34]
<harry>Someone on gaydar said he wanted to see my cock because I’m not exactly a pretty boy (no offence)
Quote 2161 added by IRC user Bockwurst
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Added on Thursday July 19th, 2007 at 0:28am
<mattingham>right, time for bed and a good book to read
<lovecoffee>A History of Ticketing on British Rail?
<mattingham>good book, grim subject
Quote 2160 added by lovecoffee
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