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Added on Thursday, April 19th, 2007 at 1:15pm

<sunin24> he was all fishy last night

<sunin24> so i licked him lots

Quote 2040 added by IRC user Scottbert

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Added on Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 at 9:15pm

irony!

<mattingham> christ almighty, someone is going thru the new gner timetable and telling me all the changes

<mattingham> please shoot me now

<mattingham> i’m going to die of boredom

Quote 2038 added by IRC user Radix

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Added on Tuesday, April 17th, 2007 at 11:44pm

<mattingham> yes but Croydon is rather small in comparison to Birmingham

<Thirtyt> small is beautiful, as you know 😉

<Monty> except for cocks.

<Monty> small cocks are wrong

Quote 2037 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Tuesday, April 17th, 2007 at 10:46am

<Mogwai> blimey every time i cough i feel my hole quiver 😜 nice

Quote 2035 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Monday, April 16th, 2007 at 4:06pm

<mageWork> perverts the lot of you

Quote 2034 added by IRC user Scottbert

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Added on Sunday, April 15th, 2007 at 11:42pm

<Bockwurst> gawd, i was looking forward to having a relieveing shit just then but when i tried to squeeze it out is turned out to be nothing more than a huge resounding fart that nearly shattered the bowl

Quote 2033 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday, April 12th, 2007 at 7:00pm


* moogal pours custard down mogwai’s pants and bums him senseless

Quote 2032 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday, April 12th, 2007 at 2:25pm

<sunin> sleeping in a bed soaked in english poppers is worse

Quote 2031 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 at 9:54pm

<MySound> !dick Mickstar

<tartled> Mickstar has no dick entry

<MySound> now thats a lie

Quote 2030 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 at 9:49am

<Skywalker> I just stiffed my face with bacon

Quote 2029 added by IRC user Scottbert

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