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Added on Tuesday February 20th, 2007 at 6:01pm

<Scottbert>I need to dribble piss into something. Har. suggestions?

<har>My stupid face please

Quote 1976 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Tuesday February 20th, 2007 at 1:15pm

mattingham (via skype): Queen Victoria. One woman that had a Prince Albert without any metal.

Quote 1975 added by Jabberwockey

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Added on Monday February 19th, 2007 at 3:40pm

<shunterr>I was alone in the Spectator office and all I could think was “ick. Mac”

Quote 1974 added by CelticLo

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Added on Sunday February 18th, 2007 at 12:12pm

<har>That wank was completely unsatisfactory

* moogaloffers a hand

Quote 1973 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Saturday February 17th, 2007 at 4:08pm

<sunin>i fell on it

<sunin>when dancing

<MySound>YOUR CRUTCHES NEEDS YOU

<Footle>YOUR DISCO KILL YOU

Quote 1972 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Friday February 16th, 2007 at 4:20pm

Scottbert: I can’t keep it up

Quote 1971 added by IRC user suninMob

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Added on Friday February 16th, 2007 at 1:33pm

*** aphasia ([email protected]) has joined channel #freakcity

<aphasia>Harry! MY TRAIN HAS TAKEN ME TO SWEDEN. WTF 😞

Quote 1970 added by IRC user Scottbert

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Added on Friday February 16th, 2007 at 12:15pm

<har>We got a taxi and it felt like I was travelling at the speed of sound with hammers on my eyes

Quote 1968 added by ex user BitterSweet

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Added on Wednesday February 14th, 2007 at 9:35pm

<sunin|ted>fruitbat: bah i don’t care about his cuteness... as long as he has a big cock and cute teds.. he’d do...

Quote 1967 added by jamie

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Added on Tuesday February 13th, 2007 at 7:42pm


* Footlesends penfold to chariots

* penfolddies in chariots

* Footlehas sexual relations with the corpse

Quote 1966 added by ex user mattingham

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