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Added on Sunday January 14th, 2007 at 10:08pm
<Radix>don’t judge me by your standards!
<fruitbat>I don’t have standards. that’s what you love about me
Quote 1925 added by IRC user Monty
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Added on Saturday January 13th, 2007 at 8:41pm
<Footle>yes, Deev couldn’t last long enough to bum me – I was too stimulating
* [Deev]destroys Footle
Quote 1924 added by IRC user penfold
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Added on Friday January 12th, 2007 at 5:22pm
<PoBK>Sold to the big guy sighting illiteracy
<PoBK>err
<PoBK>citing
Quote 1923 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Friday January 12th, 2007 at 10:54am
<Footle>you have to learn to be more of a rapacious predatory bitch fruitbat
Quote 1922 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Thursday January 11th, 2007 at 1:06pm
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Added on Wednesday January 10th, 2007 at 10:55pm
<cockaigne>maybe we could persuade Terry to come between us
<cockaigne>me and my big mouth... go on, shurely that’s worth quoting 😉
Quote 1920 added by IRC user penfold
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Added on Wednesday January 10th, 2007 at 10:27pm
<MySound>cock
<Jen|Dying>possibly, i have big gaps in my memory of that night!
Quote 1919 added by ex user cockaigne
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Added on Wednesday January 10th, 2007 at 2:14pm
<Scott>fruitbat: you’re not fat. Please obtain naked pictures of myself and keep them for viewing next time someone accuses you of being fat
Quote 1918 added by IRC user jamie|work
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Added on Tuesday January 9th, 2007 at 10:34pm
<MySound>Gareth Gates has got a really nice kitchen.
<tje>Gareth Gates has got a really nice bum
<tje>which i think is far more important
<Monty>pics?
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Added on Tuesday January 9th, 2007 at 12:36pm
<fruitbat>I had one of those disappointing porn orgasms
<fruitbat>when just at the last minute
<fruitbat>you realise just how bad the sofa is on the video
<fruitbat>and you feel cheap and used
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