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Added on Friday June 2nd, 2006 at 3:23pm

<Bump>I’m more vanilla than moogal dammit! Don’t tie me up!

<moogal>you’re so not

<moogal>I’m more vanilla than ice-cream

Quote 1547 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Friday June 2nd, 2006 at 9:41am

<Scott>I just fell off my bike getting off it

<SteveDSD>ouch, is the bike ok?

Quote 1545 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday June 2nd, 2006 at 9:41am

<SteveDSD>spandex – it’s a privilege not a right lol

Quote 1546 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday June 2nd, 2006 at 8:03am

<Mogwai>typing one handed while masturbating furiously to carol vorderman pics with the other is a bit difficult

Quote 1544 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Thursday June 1st, 2006 at 7:08pm


* Fitbinksdoes sunin roughly, like any daddy would

Quote 1543 added by jamie

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Added on Thursday June 1st, 2006 at 7:06pm

-!- jamie_ is now known as jamie_sucidal

<fruitbat>jamie: if you’re going to kill yourself, at least spell it properly

Quote 1542 added by sunin

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Added on Thursday June 1st, 2006 at 6:41pm

<fruitbat>it’s like being savaged by a small hairy budgie

Quote 1541 added by scott

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Added on Thursday June 1st, 2006 at 2:10pm

<Tricky>let’s all compare willy sizes

Quote 1540 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Thursday June 1st, 2006 at 10:31am

<SkyOman>this gin is very agreeable

<SkyOman>and free

<mageWork>that’s why it’s agreeable

Quote 1539 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday May 31st, 2006 at 6:04pm

<Gaz>i think i just offended a jehovas witness

<sunin>my ex saw them coming... and got naked.. and answered the door only wearing a condom and a bottle of lube... that was fun

Quote 1538 added by sunin

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