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Added on Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 at 6:03pm

<sunin> my ex saw them coming... and got naked.. and answered the door only wearing a condom and a bottle of lube... that was fun

Quote 1537 added by ex user SteveDSD

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Added on Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 at 2:19pm

<sunin> i am never deepthroating a guy with a shaved stubbley cock again.. my lips feel like they’ve been done over with an electric sander..

Quote 1536 added by ex user SteveDSD

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Added on Sunday, May 28th, 2006 at 12:07pm

<Sunin> i’m never deepthroating a guy with a shaved stubbley cock again

Quote 1535 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Friday, May 26th, 2006 at 11:11pm


* Scott [Retro] rapes mogwai’s ass Signoff: mogwai (Leaving: This user has gone to sleep)

Quote 1534 added by sunin

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Added on Friday, May 26th, 2006 at 2:41pm

<Scott> I do tend to like sleazy holes 😉

Quote 1533 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 at 11:09pm

<Scott> I’m addicted to the feeling I get from a bus

Quote 1532 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 at 1:22am

<Dunc> my boyfriend is a classy bint

Quote 1531 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 at 9:30am

09:28

<fruitbat> he can remember the days when he wasn’t behind the times
09:28

<Dunc> i can remeber the days when i wasn’t behind the times
09:28

* fruitbat giggles

Quote 1530 added by IRC user Radix

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Added on Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006 at 9:24am


* Radix rubs bacon fat into fruitbat’s groin

Quote 1529 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday, May 22nd, 2006 at 2:33pm

<sunin> all i’ve heard today is the credit controller call peeps up and tell them shes taking them to the cleaners if they don’t pay up...

<fruitbat> I’ve heard of money laundering but that sounds ridiculous

Quote 1528 added by ex user SteveDSD

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