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Added on Tuesday May 2nd, 2006 at 1:58pm

<SteveDSD>I wonder if my badge goes out and gets a bit of yellow action on the weekends

Quote 1487 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday May 2nd, 2006 at 11:37am

<fruitbat>besides, I’d rather see you hoovering in the nude than have mogwai make an appearance and put me off my ironing

Quote 1486 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Tuesday May 2nd, 2006 at 9:27am


* Radixhas a broken arse

Quote 1485 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday May 1st, 2006 at 9:27pm

<Footle>I’m still not convinced Bump’s pants go up

Quote 1484 added by scott

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Added on Monday May 1st, 2006 at 9:26pm

<justin>you smoke, eD?

<FItbinks>depends how fast u fuck me

<FItbinks>Erk, Im a top arent I

Quote 1483 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Sunday April 30th, 2006 at 8:38pm

<har>Lies make my penis cry tears of spunk.

Quote 1482 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Friday April 28th, 2006 at 9:11am


* Lloyd|speedjournalingisnt bring anything to cook with... so will be giving BJs for food

Quote 1481 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Friday April 28th, 2006 at 8:56am

<matt>get a Travelcard and you can ride around on me all day

Quote 1480 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Friday April 28th, 2006 at 8:53am

<fruitbat>I’m trying to work out how to fit a small bungalow into a honda civic

Quote 1479 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Thursday April 27th, 2006 at 10:22pm

<har>Footle does swallow

<har>I forced him to swallow bucket after bucket of my hot love juice

<Footle>it’s true

Quote 1478 added by IRC user matt

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