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Added on Tuesday April 18th, 2006 at 1:32pm

<RobL>I strutted into the lounge this morning starkers, and there was some traumatised bloke crashed on the sofa.

<Footle>the question is who’d traumatised him?

<RobL>it like – putting pants on seems like wasted effort at that point.

<Footle>Oh, he’s already seen it all. I may as well shag him.

Quote 1457 added by scott

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Added on Monday April 17th, 2006 at 8:47pm

<justin>you’re just jealous that i’ve not give you my willy

Quote 1456 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Monday April 17th, 2006 at 2:03pm

<Scott>I collect vhosts

Quote 1455 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Monday April 17th, 2006 at 11:05am

<Scott>maybe I’ll skip that one and do sunin instead

<Scott>as he’s easy

Quote 1454 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Monday April 17th, 2006 at 10:45am

<mage>mark really needs to let me fuck him silly

Quote 1453 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Monday April 17th, 2006 at 10:44am

<mage>westlife! ∗screams like a girl∗

* paperpetescreams like a terrified man

Quote 1452 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Sunday April 16th, 2006 at 8:15pm

<jamie_>i want a hot boy

<Scott>mogs is available for hire

<jamie_>i said hot

Quote 1451 added by IRC user PimpDaddeh

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Added on Sunday April 16th, 2006 at 12:40pm

<Scott>Mogwai: fancy sausage?

<jamie_>thats a bit like asking deev if he wants coffee

* Mogwairubs baconfat on his testicles and vibrates a bit

Quote 1450 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Saturday April 15th, 2006 at 10:39pm

[22:36]
<hutt>where is sunin camping?


[22:36] 
<matt>everywhere


[22:36] 
<matt>but this weekend in Wales 😜

Quote 1449 added by mogwai

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Added on Saturday April 15th, 2006 at 10:05pm


* Mogwaifarts loudly and hopes there wasnt any seepage

<Mogwai>just thought i’d share that little gem 😜

* zzzpdrowns in the seepage

Quote 1448 added by IRC user matt

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