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Added on Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 at 1:32pm

<RobL> I strutted into the lounge this morning starkers, and there was some traumatised bloke crashed on the sofa.

<Footle> the question is who’d traumatised him?

<RobL> it like – putting pants on seems like wasted effort at that point.

<Footle> Oh, he’s already seen it all. I may as well shag him.

Quote 1457 added by scott

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Added on Monday, April 17th, 2006 at 8:47pm

<justin> you’re just jealous that i’ve not give you my willy

Quote 1456 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Monday, April 17th, 2006 at 2:03pm

<Scott> I collect vhosts

Quote 1455 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Monday, April 17th, 2006 at 11:05am

<Scott> maybe I’ll skip that one and do sunin instead

<Scott> as he’s easy

Quote 1454 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Monday, April 17th, 2006 at 10:45am

<mage> mark really needs to let me fuck him silly

Quote 1453 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Monday, April 17th, 2006 at 10:44am

<mage> westlife! ∗screams like a girl∗

* paperpete screams like a terrified man

Quote 1452 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Sunday, April 16th, 2006 at 8:15pm

<jamie_> i want a hot boy

<Scott> mogs is available for hire

<jamie_> i said hot

Quote 1451 added by IRC user PimpDaddeh

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Added on Sunday, April 16th, 2006 at 12:40pm

<Scott> Mogwai: fancy sausage?

<jamie_> thats a bit like asking deev if he wants coffee

* Mogwai rubs baconfat on his testicles and vibrates a bit

Quote 1450 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Saturday, April 15th, 2006 at 10:39pm

[22:36]
<hutt> where is sunin camping?


[22:36]
<matt> everywhere


[22:36]
<matt> but this weekend in Wales 😜

Quote 1449 added by mogwai

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Added on Saturday, April 15th, 2006 at 10:05pm


* Mogwai farts loudly and hopes there wasnt any seepage

<Mogwai> just thought i’d share that little gem 😜

* zzzp drowns in the seepage

Quote 1448 added by IRC user matt

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