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Added on Thursday January 19th, 2006 at 8:54pm

<peter>sensible? I was called by the Tesco in Killarney the other week where a man had tried to suck petrol out of his car using a hoover and blew himself up.

Quote 1203 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday January 19th, 2006 at 4:47pm

<Lloyd>emphasis on I AM NOT GOING TO BE TAKEN ANALY BY ANYONE here

<Lloyd>im going with mage. he’ll keep me safe!

Quote 1202 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday January 19th, 2006 at 4:23pm

<Mousey|Dopey>the only one I can see is the buy three pizzas at £5 each plus a share cock for £16

Quote 1201 added by IRC user jamie|workish

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Added on Thursday January 19th, 2006 at 2:33pm

<jamie|workish>Lloyd|burymeinaYshapedcoffin

<jamie|workish>with a built in vibrator..

<Lloyd>yes dear god please

Quote 1200 added by aphasia

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Added on Thursday January 19th, 2006 at 2:23pm


* Radixhates Bump violently with his wang

Quote 1199 added by scott

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Added on Thursday January 19th, 2006 at 11:37am

<sunin>sunin|sex was riding cock to it earlier this week

Quote 1198 added by IRC user jamie|workish

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Added on Thursday January 19th, 2006 at 10:28am

<Footle>it’s amasing how complex things can get when somebody gets caught buggering a turkey

Quote 1197 added by moogal

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Added on Wednesday January 18th, 2006 at 3:18pm

<fruitbat>leider is german for unfortunately


<fruitbat>so leiderhosen are your unfortunate knickers


<fruitbat>I think you mean lederhosen

Quote 1196 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday January 18th, 2006 at 2:59pm

<moogal>I woke up at 3am and thought “what’s that smell?”

<Dan-m00>excessive masturbation will do that

Quote 1195 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday January 18th, 2006 at 2:45pm

<moogal>what’d happen if you were wrapped in clingfilm and you farted?

Quote 1194 added by ex user fruitbat

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