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Added on Thursday, January 19th, 2006 at 8:54pm

<peter> sensible? I was called by the Tesco in Killarney the other week where a man had tried to suck petrol out of his car using a hoover and blew himself up.

Quote 1203 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday, January 19th, 2006 at 4:47pm

<Lloyd> emphasis on I AM NOT GOING TO BE TAKEN ANALY BY ANYONE here

<Lloyd> im going with mage. he’ll keep me safe!

Quote 1202 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday, January 19th, 2006 at 4:23pm

<Mousey|Dopey> the only one I can see is the buy three pizzas at £5 each plus a share cock for £16

Quote 1201 added by IRC user jamie|workish

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Added on Thursday, January 19th, 2006 at 2:33pm

<jamie|workish> Lloyd|burymeinaYshapedcoffin

<jamie|workish> with a built in vibrator..

<Lloyd> yes dear god please

Quote 1200 added by aphasia

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Added on Thursday, January 19th, 2006 at 2:23pm


* Radix hates Bump violently with his wang

Quote 1199 added by scott

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Added on Thursday, January 19th, 2006 at 11:37am

<sunin> sunin|sex was riding cock to it earlier this week

Quote 1198 added by IRC user jamie|workish

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Added on Thursday, January 19th, 2006 at 10:28am

<Footle> it’s amasing how complex things can get when somebody gets caught buggering a turkey

Quote 1197 added by moogal

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Added on Wednesday, January 18th, 2006 at 3:18pm

<fruitbat> leider is german for unfortunately


<fruitbat> so leiderhosen are your unfortunate knickers


<fruitbat> I think you mean lederhosen

Quote 1196 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday, January 18th, 2006 at 2:59pm

<moogal> I woke up at 3am and thought “what’s that smell?”

<Dan-m00> excessive masturbation will do that

Quote 1195 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Wednesday, January 18th, 2006 at 2:45pm

<moogal> what’d happen if you were wrapped in clingfilm and you farted?

Quote 1194 added by ex user fruitbat

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