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Added on Sunday December 25th, 2005 at 11:55pm
<moogal>GO TO BED! HAVE SOME FUCKING HORLICKS AND BUGGER OFF SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP (but I want a wank first or I’m going to burst)
Quote 1073 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Sunday December 25th, 2005 at 8:46pm
<abene|achaea>yay fisting
Quote 1072 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Sunday December 25th, 2005 at 8:40pm
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Added on Sunday December 25th, 2005 at 3:36pm
<MySound|XXXmas>i wounder if i’ll have filthy dreams of david tennent
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Added on Sunday December 25th, 2005 at 0:33am
<cutelad1984>wanna swap it for a child?
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Added on Sunday December 25th, 2005 at 0:31am
<cutelad1984>unfortunately sunin, the kids are in the stage of having adult poos in nappies
<EJ25UK>OOO
Quote 1068 added by IRC user lowlandcactus
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Added on Saturday December 24th, 2005 at 4:22pm
fruitbat sprays cummy piss from his arse
Quote 1067 added by IRC user Monty
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Added on Saturday December 24th, 2005 at 4:16pm
<Fit|binks>Gah – Im gonna be as fat as scott soon. ALl Ive done is eaten like a cunt today
Quote 1065 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Saturday December 24th, 2005 at 4:16pm
HAPPY THOUSANDTH BIRTHDAY QUOTEBOT
Quote 1066 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Saturday December 24th, 2005 at 11:34am
<Elfy|Devon>mattnottm: I really don’t taste of Ambrosia. 😜
Quote 1064 added by ex user fruitbat
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