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[Deev_]> I’m in love with a machine.
<fruitbat>deevus ex machina
Quote 1011 added by IRC user Monty
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Added on Tuesday December 13th, 2005 at 2:59pm
[Deev_] I can pop over if you need a refill
Quote 1010 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Tuesday December 13th, 2005 at 12:33pm
[Deev_] I’m still traumatised that Dunc tried to slice both my feet off with a Vauxhall Astra
Quote 1009 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Tuesday December 13th, 2005 at 5:28am
<MySound>i wouldnt let go of mogwai when he needed the loo and he told me "erm, you best let go of me coz i need to go pee unless you’re into watersports"
<MySound>i said "i’ll try anything once"
<MySound>he ran away screaming
Quote 1008 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Tuesday December 13th, 2005 at 0:57am
<Bump>I’m quitting... when I manage to work out how not to put them in my mouth
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