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Added on Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 at 7:12pm

<Mogwai> Indeed. My masturbation while skimreading an erotic story is often horribly interrupted by a mispossitioned apostrophe.

Quote 953 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 at 12:03pm

Scott notices that whenever he mentions his penis the conversation dies

Quote 952 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 11:57pm

<moogal> I’m sure sunin must have topped at least once 😊

Quote 951 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 11:51pm

<mattnottm> www.nichtlustig.de/kram/joschasauer01.jpg

<-- hm, is he cute? 😐

<moogal> no

<moogal> looks too German

Quote 949 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 11:51pm

<mattnottm> www.nichtlustig.de/kram/joschasauer01.jpg

<-- hm, is he cute? 😐

<moogal> no

<moogal> looks too German

<mattnottm> thats because he is a German

Quote 950 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 7:39pm


* Scareglow|Drunk needs dinner and lunch actually

<Scareglow|Drunk> ooh i could have more beer.

Quote 948 added by Elfy

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Added on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 7:17pm

[Deev] I can’t fit my courgettes in the fridge

Quote 947 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 6:37pm

<moogal> you can rest things on a coiled penis

Quote 946 added by IRC user zatyBRRRR

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Added on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 1:14pm


<[Deev]> Ow


<[Deev]> I just punched myself in the nose


<[Deev]> Why the hell did I do that?

Quote 945 added by scott

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Added on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 11:24am


<[Deev]> But decided I fancied vag...

Quote 944 added by aphasia

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